In case you've seen my nose, no I do not have a drug problem. I have a cold and I have been sneezing all day long. There is one serious draft in this castle, and I for one will not stand for it.
This calls for new boots. Alas, the next Hogsmeade weekend is a while away, so all of your gifts must wait as well. I don't know why I waited so long to purchase them anyways. No matter. Given time, everything will get done.
Make sure to keep those spirits high and noses warm.